urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:preciousflame all you need is love. Jinju So Jinju So 2008-03-01T09:37:16Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:preciousflame:3341 To the woman outside my window: 2008-03-01T09:35:44Z 2008-03-01T09:37:16Z I don't know if you're upstairs or downstairs or across the street, but <i>damn</i> your voice can carry.&nbsp; If it wasn't for your utterly vomit-inducing singing past the darkest hours of the night and into the morning, I would applaud your efforts.&nbsp; Unfortunately, some of us want to sleep.&nbsp; I have tried numerous times to drown your terrible voice out with equally obnoxious music, I have tried <i>looking</i> for you by going downstairs into the foyer, I have tried <i>screaming</i> at you to shut the fuck up, but none of this has worked.<br /><br />Normally you only do this on Wednesday nights, why, oh <i>why</i> couldn't you instead get drunk on Tuesdays when I need to stay up doing thesis work <i>anyway</i>???&nbsp; No, instead, you choose the middle of the week, which is inconvenient not only to me but to everyone else in my building.&nbsp; I have contemplated changing my wireless network's name to "PLEASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP DRUNK LADY" but alas, it does not allow long winded titles.&nbsp; I don't even know if you have wireless internet.&nbsp; For all I know, you are some homeless woman who finds her way into my building every Wednesday.<br /><br />But no, not tonight, it's Friday.&nbsp; And I heard you come up the stairs.&nbsp; Yeah, that's right, I know you broke your heel on your way up.&nbsp; I'm pretty sure you live in the apartment right above mine.&nbsp; That's right, if you don't stop soon, I'm going to march my ass up there and slap you in your stupid drunk face.&nbsp; If you want to sing so badly, I can recommend a number of karaoke bars that will get you drunk AND let you sing badly in front of an equally drunk and enthusiastic audience.&nbsp; <br /><br />Yes, you might ask what I'm doing at home on a Friday night, and perhaps my social life is not as booming as yours is, but seeing as how you've been doing this every Wednesday for the past two months, I don't think you can even argue this.&nbsp; Maybe you don't have a job, or school, or anything to do on Thursday mornings, but THE REST OF US DO!<br /><br />Oh, mystery drunk woman who yells inaudible lyrics so that the entire building can hear at 4:30 am, I am at my last wits now and I can't stand to be awake anymore so please, <i>please</i>, <i><b>please</b></i>, for the love of god, shut the fuck up.